The Synagogue Key Saga (aka “Tales from the Key Box”)

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I am an office volunteer. Most Thursdays you can find me in the office doing whatever our office manager, Zelda, has for me. About 6 months ago Zelda asked me to organize the keys in the key box. The key box is located on the back wall of the office. Inside were 27 hooks. On each hook hung from two to ten keys. The keys were labeled, after a fashion. The labels were of every description, from plastic to masking tape, many shapes and colours – some unreadable, some mislabeled. There was a chart that told what each key was, on each numbered hook. Except that they did not match. I had my work cut out for me.

Over the next six months I worked on those keys. I visited the three levels of our shul trying keys in locks. I discovered the locked compost and hydro meters outside the rear of the shul. A key labeled storage room cupboard didn’t actually unlock anything, it was the handle to open the cupboard door. I discovered why there were 100 keys that did not work in any lock in the building: whenever anyone changed a lock or door knob, they had six copies of the new key made. Then they hung all those new keys on top of the old ones. The more the merrier. There was a key for something ancient (no one had ever seen a key in that shape). A paper towel dispenser had an upper and a lower door with key holes but the key holes were different. And one key was missing. A key labeled paper towel dispenser was from an earlier dispenser. The new dispenser was not locked. At this point nothing surprised me.

In honour of this project Zelda bought new key ring labels, all the same shape, in pastel colours. Now this key box is a thing of joy. Easy to identify and find a key, maximum two keys on a hook, numbers match keys on the chart. After months hunched over piles of keys, or roaming our historic building, I have a new appreciation for the inner workings of keys and locks. I can finally say the key box is in order. And heaven help anyone if they return a key to the wrong hook!

Now Zelda wants me to make a second full set of keys to be stored away. That should only take me three hours. Price’s Alarms, here I come.

From your Thursday office volunteer,

Sharon Fitch, alufat hamefeteḥot

 

 

 

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Volunteer Opportunities

Art
Program Volunteers for the Choices site in View Royal Mondays & Thursdays
2:30 to 4:30 pm. 

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hosts for Saturday Night at the Movies – your group of 4
volunteers provides the pop & pizza for a special evening of fun for the
Our Place Family. 

Please
contact Julianne at 250-480-8927 or julianne@ourplacesociety.com.

Donations Needed

Our Spiritual Care Team needs mittens for our elderly family members with arthritic hands that don’t fit into gloves.

Our Spiritual Care Team is looking for gently used board games with all the pieces.

Our
mandate includes the provision of off-site health and educational opportunities
to our Transitional Housing residents. We are currently seeking new or gently
used umbrellas for the residents accessing these activities. 

Please bring donations to Our Place Society at 919 Pandora Ave and let the reception desk know these donations are for the Spiritual Care Department.

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occasional driving of certain of its clients to or from medical or dental
appointments, seniors events and grocery shopping within the greater Victoria
area. 

You could expect to be called upon once or twice a month subject to your availability.
No evening drives. Applicants will be required to hold a valid B.C. Driver’s
licence and drive their own vehicle suitable to the purpose. Supplemental
vehicle insurance will be provided. 

If you have the time and can help please
call us at 250-704-2744 before May 25, 2015 and leave your name and a phone
number where you can be reached and indicate you are calling in response to
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We need volunteers to help with the following:
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